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Sawdust is a pretty good album.


so's Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?

Yawn.

I'm musically bored. I need new bands/a concert. SUGGEST PLZ.

Baord.

I'm bored. But I just got $10 from my grandparents. So now I have $40/100 for Guitar Hero. Blargh.

Weekend!

I'm bored. I'm going to blog about my weekend.

So this Friday was the coffeehouse thing. There was like a bunch of bands and stuff and they played music and stuff. But so Coffeehouse started when when my mother picked up Garret and we embarked on a journey to River Hill. The journey was not exciting. Then Garret and I got out of the car and went inside. We were buying our tickets when the announcer announced," And here is Alec Lee and Chris Donaldson, with somethingsomething by somebodysomebody." This short asian lady who was behind us in line got really exited and tried to trample Garret so she could see Alec Lee. Her husbandly figure said," You'll have to excuse my wife. She's quite excited to see her son playing." And then I went inside and tried to find somebody I knew. I eventually found them sitting around up near the front. And then I held up my big ALEC sign and hired Emily Gerry to hold the LEE sign. And then Alec Lee played. And then he stopped playing and I went outside for a while with Garret and talked to a bunch of ninth graders. And then Garret decided to go to the bathroom and I decided to go back in and sit with Belinda for a while. And then I just sat around with her for a while and listened to tha muzaks. Then I got hungry. I went on a trip to the food table and had a bunch of sugar cubes and Belinda got coffee. And then Corey and I worked on our dancing and attracted the attention of these two asian girls. And then not much else exciting happened. I went home with Garret and slept over at his house and played a bit of guitar/ guitar hero. And then I went to bed and left.

The next day was Saturday. On Saturday, I got ready for the halloween party that was to take place at my house. Belinda came over at ~4 and we worked on candy bags, among other things. And then we got dressed up and went trick or treating around in my neighborhood. And my mom took pictures of Belinda and I. Belinda did not like that. But so we decided to lag back behind all the other kids. We walked up to one end of the street and back, then began our trick or treating. We got lots of candy. We arrived at the party around ~8:15ish and deposited our candy sacks upstairs because the party was in the basement. And then Belinda and I were discussing the viability of something or other when my dad came up and was like "HAY GUYS WHATCHA DOIN???" I think he suspected us of snogging, since we were standing in a darkened hallway looking soulfully into each other's eyes. But then we went downstairs and hung around there for a bit. And then we came back upstairs. And then Belinda left at like 11:15. And then Garret/Gregory and I recorded vidz of Garret's amazing puck switching routine and me playing some ttly hot licks on guitar. And then Garret slept over and left.

And then it was like 2:30 and I talked to Belinda for a while on Gchat and decided to buy Guitar Hero 3. To do that, I'll have to acquire $60. I should be able to accomplish this by
a)becoming a prostitute
b)starting to "buy" lunch
c)beating up my peers and stealing their monies
d)renting out socks.


And that's it for today.

tl;dr: lololol

Top 5 Tiem!

ATTACK OF THE TOP 5'S.

So I got bored on the car ride.

Top 5 Naptime Tunes:

• 1. Wings of Destiny - Rhapsody
• 2. Echoes - Pink Floyd (<== 23 MINUTES LONG LOLOLOLOL)
• 3. November Rain - Guns 'N Roses
• 4. Death of Seasons - AFI
  
• 5. Dawn Over A New World - Dragonforce

Top 5 Cheesy Songs!

• 1. Turn Back Time - Freedom Call ("... This is a song of sadness, rhymes of pain, the sounds of my tragedy out in the rain..." + strange singing voice = lulz)
• 2. Warriors - Freedom Call ("... WE ARE WAAAAAAAAAARRIORSSS! Born from the light!...")
• 3. Masters Of The World -Sabaton ("...As I'm tweaking with my radio, there's disco everywharrrr. When I turn on my bigtv, is hip-hop what I want to see?...")
• 4. Power Of The Dragonflame - Rhapsody (You can cipher it out.)
  
• 5. Mr. Evil - Freedom Call ("Hey Mr. Evil! The lord of the night! Hey Mr. Evil! Oooaaaoooh!! A demon in white!...")
  
  

Top 5 Goodly Songs:

• 1. Mr. Brightside / Mr. Brightside Jacques Lu Cont's White Duke Mix - The Killers
• 2.The Wanderer - Freedom Call
• 3. Soldiers Of The Wasteland - Dragonforce
• 4. Where Would YOU Like Them Left? - Blaqk Audio
• 5. Change Your Mind - The Killers

AAH I CAN'T DECIDE I NEED TO PUT MORE.

• 6.The Quest - Freedom Call
• 7. This Time Imperfect - AFI
• 8. Metal Invasion - Freedom Call
• 9. Silhouette Serenade- Vendetta Red
• 10. High Hopes - Pink Floyd

TEN IS ENOUGH.

Jasper Jenkins

I just realized/calculated I've listened to Mr. Brightside for ~65.4 hours. Neato, gang.

I'm cold. My room feels like Stalingrad.

I think I made myself sick by running around in a tshirt/shorts combo yesterday. Today's the latest I've ever slept in my whole life, and I'm still tired. And my nose is stuffy, and my concealer-of-intellectual-organs is quite hot. Wrargh.

I'm about to esploed.

HAI.
So I just broke my fifth guitar pick this week. It was my last 'light' pick. I think I play too intensely. In other news, I found someone who has heard of Freedom Call. ghweeeeeeeee!

The quest.

The quest is the name of a song by Freedom Call. How nifty. However, this post is titled "The Quest" for a different reason. My comrade, C-Kerch, and I have decided to embark upon an epic journey, one physical, mental, but most of all, spiritual. We shall become NINJA WARRIORS, developing many skills along the way. We shall be energized by the beat of drum n' bass. We shall overcome our humble beginnings and transmorph into the epitome of greatness.



leetfeets (8:52:58 PM): I think that if I wake up and start learning japanese tommorrow I will be able to speak it fluently enough by my late twenties
leetfeets (8:53:05 PM): and if I start traing now I might be ready then too
leetfeets (8:53:12 PM): Ninja Warrior must become my life.
laminate the pig (8:53:20 PM): you're already pretty advanced, though
laminate the pig (8:53:31 PM): in terms of warriorness
laminate the pig (8:53:52 PM): I think a pair of afterburners would be the only thing you need to succeed.
laminate the pig (8:53:55 PM): I believe in you.
leetfeets (8:53:59 PM): Nick
leetfeets (8:54:06 PM): you must be my training partner
leetfeets (8:54:16 PM): we will like do that thing they do in gyms
laminate the pig (8:54:17 PM): I shall
leetfeets (8:54:20 PM): that involved two people
leetfeets (8:54:24 PM): I dont really know what it is
laminate the pig (8:54:26 PM): We shall overcome any hardship
laminate the pig (8:54:41 PM): We shall overcome our humble beginnings
laminate the pig (8:54:45 PM): We shall become
laminate the pig (8:54:53 PM): NINJA WARRIORS
laminate the pig (8:55:01 PM): kapow!
leetfeets (8:58:11 PM): sweet
leetfeets (8:58:15 PM): 3 blogs in one day
leetfeets (8:58:16 PM): YYAYAYAYA.
laminate the pig (8:58:21 PM): And we can listen to drum n' bass for energy
leetfeets (8:58:23 PM): yes
leetfeets (8:58:26 PM): we should do it
laminate the pig (8:58:31 PM): fo sho
leetfeets (8:58:34 PM): it will be sweet
leetfeets (8:58:51 PM): oh, first I should do my homework
laminate the pig (9:00:05 PM): and i probably should take a shower

I love to singa!

Do you?







It took me a while to charge Malaysia.

My Weekend

At the behest of Corey, I am blogging about my rather unexciting weekend. I suppose it started on Friday, in Government/6th period, when Susan said there was to be a Star Wars marathon taking place on Saturday. It was to be from 2-9 at her digs.

I came home from school, and got bored. Garret came over and we slayed aliens for a while, then went to his house and slayed guitars for a while, although I used a dualshock. But that's ok. I'm becoming quite proficient with dualshocks, you know. We finally conquered Jordan on expert coop. Then we got bored. Garret decided we should go see a movie, so he picked Resident Evil. His mother was supposed to take us and pick up a couple of his friends on the way. This is how the conversation went:
Garret: "Mom! Can you take me and Nick to see Resident Evil plz?"
Mom:" Absolutely not! That movie is supposed to be the most violent movie EVER RELEASED!"
Garret/Mom: "ARGUEARGUEARGUEARGUE"
Garret: "Uh, what about Game Plan?"
Mom: "Ok!"
Garret: "Can you pick up Kevin and Thang on the way? They're both at Kevin's house."
Mom: "SO NOW I'M DRIVING TWELVE PEOPLE TO THE MOVIES?! THAT'S IT! YOU HAVE TO DO EXTRA CHORES TOMORROW IF I DRIVE YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS TO THIS MOVIE THING."
Garret: "Uh, ok."
Mom: "Comeonguystimetogoweonlyhaveoneandahalfhoursuntilmoviestarts!"
And then we went to the movie, and picked up Kevin and Thang on the way.

The movie was pretty dumb, seeing as it had all the typical "BIG TOUGH GUY GETS HUMILIATED BY SMALL CUTE THING LOLOLOLOLOLOL" jokes. However, it was made special by a lady sitting 6 rows in front of us. She was pretty most. For example, when Mr. Protagonist said, "I think I'll go out with the guys tonight," Mrs. Lady started laughing uproariously. She continued to laugh throughout the entire movie, which was extremely entertaining. Much more so than the movie.
Friday night = 7.635/10.

I went home and went to sleep. Then I woke up and checked my email. Susan canceled Mr. Star Wars marathon thing, which wasn't very fun. But then she said it'll happen later. So ok. Several minutes later, my dad got me to go on a bike ride with him. We only did ~20 miles around the neighborhood/area thing, but every little bit of training helps. We got home and I played guitar for a while. I basically did nothing the rest of the day.

Today, I woke up and did all my homework. It took roughly an hour. Then I ate breakfast, read something, wandered around, and played guitar for a while. By the time 2 o'clock rolled around, I was quite exhausted. I took a nap. Then I played more guitar and did other stuff for a while. And then Corey asked me about my weekend. And I told him the nap was the most exciting part. And then he told me to blgo about it. So I did. Bai.

HAI BLOG LOLZ

I has surprised myself, and decided to create a third blogpostthing for my blogpostthing. I don't know what the topic shall be, though. I suppose my adventures of the previous 48 hours shall suffice.

First, school ended. I left the building (after having a bad run-in with the locked bathroom door) and the bus was missing. This caused quite a ruckus among my busmates, but they eventually calmed down enough to form several clumps. After a while (2:30ish?) I spotted BELINDA and Pie. I abandoned my clump and enthusiastically greeted them. And then the bus came. The bus driver never told us why she was late, although it is suspected that she a) went to Africa; b) mugged someone; or c) stole parts of the engine in order to buy new hair gel. The bus was pretty empty and very quiet, due to the lack of JackFM being played. And then I got home. I traversed to Garret's house and played Guitar Hero with a dualshock for a while. Needless to say, I got the higher scores (FO SHO!) During our playingness, we decided to play 'Less Talk More Rokk. This got us quite excited and we began to dance while playing. Our dancing was very inspired and climaxed with me yanking the PS2 off the shelf and breaking the disc drive opener mechanism (and turning off le ps2). The only game Garret can play on his PS2 now is Guitar Hero 2. Oh well. Of course, being the HxC gamers we are, we decided to play more Less Talk More Rokk. After about 2 minutes, we got too excited to play anymore and stampeded into his kitchen, where we invented a new dance. We like to call it the Horse Hitler. After about 10 minutes, his parents become annoyed by our extremely rowdy behavior and bade us go outside. And then I went home. That night, I returned to his house for a sleepover. We played more Guitar Hero, I impressed Garret with my guitar-tuning skillz, and attempted to winzor at Halo 2. Garret's mom returned at approximately 12:37:19 AM and forced us to go to bed. We woke up the next morning (today's morning) and didn't do much. Then I left.

The main event of the last 18 hours was my viewing of 'Dragon Wars' with BLINDEE. I was forced to pick her up and bring her back home. I had to be very sneaky while doing it, though, since she had told her mother she was being driven by SUSAN and her father she was being driven by PIE. We eventually got to the theatre, bought tickets, and waited for BLINDEE to pick which type of candy she wanted (she chose Twizzlers.) And then we went into theatre nine, and sat in the very back corner near some old lady and her grandson. The movie was pretty strange. See, it had some AWSUM NINJA FIGHT SKENEZ and a REALLY BIG BAD EVIL GUY WITH KOOL ARMUR, but it didn't make much sense. I think the basic plotline was: every 500 years giant snakes rise up and fight wars; young maiden is born with a special power thing that can transform one giantsnake into a dragon; maiden must sacrifice herself so evil giantsnake doesn't become evil giantdragon and kill everything; reporter in Los Angeles figures this out and goes on a quest to find le maiden; they meet and fall in love within 4 hours; evil giantsnake pursues them; evil giantsnake summons large army and attacks Los Angeles; and the military fights back valiantly. And that's when BLINDEE and I started snogging and missed the last half hour of the movie, much to the dismay of the geriatric grandmother seated next to us ("damn kids think the whole world's their bed! yleargh!") I think the maiden transferred her soul or something to some good giantsnake and transformed it into a good giantdragon which defeated the evil giantsnake, but I ain't sure. And then we went to the mall for a little while and then we went home.

That was a very long blog post. Whoever reads this gets a cookie. BAI!

Oh noes

I think I forgot about this poor little blog. Hm. I don't have time to write things here; I have to go do the English essay. BYE FOR ANOTHER MILLION YEARS BLOGSPOT.