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I has surprised myself, and decided to create a third blogpostthing for my blogpostthing. I don't know what the topic shall be, though. I suppose my adventures of the previous 48 hours shall suffice.

First, school ended. I left the building (after having a bad run-in with the locked bathroom door) and the bus was missing. This caused quite a ruckus among my busmates, but they eventually calmed down enough to form several clumps. After a while (2:30ish?) I spotted BELINDA and Pie. I abandoned my clump and enthusiastically greeted them. And then the bus came. The bus driver never told us why she was late, although it is suspected that she a) went to Africa; b) mugged someone; or c) stole parts of the engine in order to buy new hair gel. The bus was pretty empty and very quiet, due to the lack of JackFM being played. And then I got home. I traversed to Garret's house and played Guitar Hero with a dualshock for a while. Needless to say, I got the higher scores (FO SHO!) During our playingness, we decided to play 'Less Talk More Rokk. This got us quite excited and we began to dance while playing. Our dancing was very inspired and climaxed with me yanking the PS2 off the shelf and breaking the disc drive opener mechanism (and turning off le ps2). The only game Garret can play on his PS2 now is Guitar Hero 2. Oh well. Of course, being the HxC gamers we are, we decided to play more Less Talk More Rokk. After about 2 minutes, we got too excited to play anymore and stampeded into his kitchen, where we invented a new dance. We like to call it the Horse Hitler. After about 10 minutes, his parents become annoyed by our extremely rowdy behavior and bade us go outside. And then I went home. That night, I returned to his house for a sleepover. We played more Guitar Hero, I impressed Garret with my guitar-tuning skillz, and attempted to winzor at Halo 2. Garret's mom returned at approximately 12:37:19 AM and forced us to go to bed. We woke up the next morning (today's morning) and didn't do much. Then I left.

The main event of the last 18 hours was my viewing of 'Dragon Wars' with BLINDEE. I was forced to pick her up and bring her back home. I had to be very sneaky while doing it, though, since she had told her mother she was being driven by SUSAN and her father she was being driven by PIE. We eventually got to the theatre, bought tickets, and waited for BLINDEE to pick which type of candy she wanted (she chose Twizzlers.) And then we went into theatre nine, and sat in the very back corner near some old lady and her grandson. The movie was pretty strange. See, it had some AWSUM NINJA FIGHT SKENEZ and a REALLY BIG BAD EVIL GUY WITH KOOL ARMUR, but it didn't make much sense. I think the basic plotline was: every 500 years giant snakes rise up and fight wars; young maiden is born with a special power thing that can transform one giantsnake into a dragon; maiden must sacrifice herself so evil giantsnake doesn't become evil giantdragon and kill everything; reporter in Los Angeles figures this out and goes on a quest to find le maiden; they meet and fall in love within 4 hours; evil giantsnake pursues them; evil giantsnake summons large army and attacks Los Angeles; and the military fights back valiantly. And that's when BLINDEE and I started snogging and missed the last half hour of the movie, much to the dismay of the geriatric grandmother seated next to us ("damn kids think the whole world's their bed! yleargh!") I think the maiden transferred her soul or something to some good giantsnake and transformed it into a good giantdragon which defeated the evil giantsnake, but I ain't sure. And then we went to the mall for a little while and then we went home.

That was a very long blog post. Whoever reads this gets a cookie. BAI!